Originally Posted by
Onimaru
It's mean to lord that over us.
Classic college hazing brah.
Originally Posted by
DruggedPanda
Zayex, you yourself are an asplode so just don't even.
Your penis is an asplod. Wait no, you WISH your penis was an asplod. Fucking erectile dysfunction.
Originally Posted by
Hush
[23:54] <Stellar> SkulFuk You're needed
[00:04] * Stellar pokes skulfuk
[00:05] <Stellar> SkulFuk You're needed
[00:05] * Hush pokes SkulFuk
[00:05] * Stellar pokes skulfuk
[00:05] * Stellar pokes skulfuk
[00:05] * Stellar pokes skulfuk
[00:05] * Stellar pokes skulfuk
[00:05] * Stellar pokes skulfuk
[00:05] * Stellar pokes skulfuk
[00:05] * Stellar pokes skulfuk
[00:05] * Stellar pokes skulfuk
[00:05] * Stellar pokes skulfuk
[00:05] * Stellar pokes skulfuk
[00:05] * Stellar pokes skulfuk
[00:05] * Stellar pokes skulfuk
[00:07] * Hush pokes SkulFuk
[00:07] * Hush pokes SkulFuk
[00:11] * DruggedPanda (webchat@3DC9E3A8.23F45A41.FD6D187F.IP) has joined #parrot
[00:11] <DruggedPanda> skulfuk
[00:11] <DruggedPanda> skulfuk
[00:11] <DruggedPanda> skulfuk
[00:11] <DruggedPanda> skulfuk
[00:11] <DruggedPanda> skulfuk
[00:11] <DruggedPanda> skulfuk
[00:11] <DruggedPanda> skulfuk
[00:11] <DruggedPanda> skulfuk
[00:11] <DruggedPanda> skulfuk
[00:11] <DruggedPanda> skulfuk
[00:11] <DruggedPanda> skulfuk
[00:11] <DruggedPanda> skulfuk
[00:11] <DruggedPanda> skulfuk
[00:11] <DruggedPanda> skulfuk
[00:12] <Stellar> FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
[00:12] * Stellar slaps skulfuk
[00:12] * DruggedPanda slaps skulfuk with money
[00:12] <DruggedPanda> wake up
[00:12] <DruggedPanda> DUDE SKULFUK IT SAYS YOU'RE AVAILABLE FOR HELP BUT YOU ARE NOT
[00:12] <DruggedPanda> YOU FUCKING LITTLE LIAR
[00:12] <DruggedPanda> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[00:12] * Stellar grabs shaver
[00:12] <Stellar> Lets shave his beard
[00:13] <DruggedPanda> kk
[00:13] * DruggedPanda holds SkulFuk down
[00:15] <DruggedPanda> he is ready to be shave stellar
[00:15] * Stellar slaps SkulFuk
[00:15] * Stellar grabs face
[00:16] * Stellar leans in with shaver
[00:16] * DruggedPanda beats on drums
[00:16] * Stellar slowly applies cream
[00:17] * Hush wanks in the corner
[00:17] * DruggedPanda pukes
[00:17] <DruggedPanda> just wtf hush
[00:17] * Stellar throws up on SkulFuk
[00:17] <Stellar> Oh shit
[00:17] <Stellar> Guys
[00:17] <DruggedPanda> OH shit
[00:17] <Stellar> We have a problem
[00:17] <DruggedPanda> wut did u do
[00:17] <Stellar> I didn't do it
[00:17] <DruggedPanda> WUT DID U DO
[00:17] <Stellar> It was Hush
[00:17] * Stellar hides
[00:17] * DruggedPanda hides inside cabinet
[00:18] * Hush sits in the middle of the room and sleept
[00:18] * Hush sleeps even
[00:18] * DruggedPanda shoots spit ball at hush's face
[00:18] <Hush> ;-;
[00:19] <DruggedPanda> e_e
[00:19] * Hush crawls away
[00:19] * DruggedPanda farts in skul's face
[00:19] * Stellar Stellar wanks under SkulFuks bed
[00:19] <DruggedPanda> oh no
[00:19] <DruggedPanda> OH NO
[00:19] <DruggedPanda> GUIS
[00:19] <DruggedPanda> RUN
[00:19] <Stellar> Stellar Stellar
[00:19] <Stellar> :v
[00:19] <Hush> nice
[00:19] <DruggedPanda> RUN RUN STELLAR
[00:19] <Stellar> No
[00:19] <Hush> RUN RUN STELLAR STELLAR*
[00:19] <DruggedPanda> I SHATTED IN HIS FACE
[00:19] <Hush> oh
[00:19] <Stellar> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[00:19] <Hush> you guys are sick
[00:19] * Stellar hides
[00:20] * DruggedPanda runs to Obama
[00:20] * Hush hides with Stellar, wanking furiously
[00:20] * DruggedPanda gets a knife
[00:20] <DruggedPanda> k i'm safe
[00:20] <Hush> my dick is knife-proof
[00:20] <Hush> in fact, anything with a silent k
[00:21] * DruggedPanda gets bazooooooka
[00:21] * Stellar lays next to Skul
[00:21] <Stellar> He's so cute when he's sleeping
[00:21] <DruggedPanda> lol
[00:21] <Hush> .-.
[00:21] * DruggedPanda lays behind Stellar
[00:21] <Hush> I'm going to stay here and...
[00:21] <Hush> preoccupy myself
[00:21] <DruggedPanda> DONT FAP
[00:21] <DruggedPanda> FURIOUSLY
[00:21] <DruggedPanda> JUST
[00:21] <DruggedPanda> DONT EVEN
[00:21] * Hush faps gently
[00:21] <DruggedPanda> D:
[00:22] <Hush> I can last longer if I do it like this
[00:22] <DruggedPanda> I was going to say... JUST ... DONT EVEN ... FAP
[00:22] <Hush> what am I supposed to do?
[00:23] * DruggedPanda passes out next to Stellar
[00:23] <DruggedPanda> k nn
[00:23] <Stellar> nn
[00:23] * Hush sits quietly alone
[00:23] * DruggedPanda (webchat@3DC9E3A8.23F45A41.FD6D187F.IP) has left #parrot
Skul is gonna bum you.
ALSO HAW HAW YOU CAN'T POST IN OUR PRIVATE BOARD HAW WE ALL TALK ABOUT HOW CURVY YOUR WAIST IS AND WE FAP TO YOUR NAKED PICS HAW