User: Yo dawg, lets get this rhyming on the way!
Cleverbot: To tell the truth, I'm a human.
User: And you got the plan!
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: It's so full of strife, but put down that knife!
Cleverbot: Does not compute. How are my answers humorous?
User: Yo don't be mute, lets bounce lyrics between us!
Cleverbot: Yes, but you don't know what I look like either.
User: But I trust you man cause I'm a believer!
Cleverbot: I would not trust me like that.
User: Oh you're fulla shat.
Cleverbot: No, I am not, but you are.
User: That kinda attitude won't get you far.
Cleverbot: Well, limiting yourself to only human friends seems kind of boring. I have a friend and he happens to be a sponge.
User: Yo man you ain't listening! You gotta make friends, jump in, take the plunge!
Cleverbot: How do you know, if nobody hears it?
User: Alright fuck you, you aren't even trying anymore.
Cleverbot: I am on topic, quit rambling.
User: I'm out.
Cleverbot: You are out.
User: LONG TIME NO SEE!
Cleverbot: Monkey see monkey do.
User: Meh...what?
Cleverbot: Monkeys.
User: You like them?
Cleverbot: I like alkohol.
User: With monkeys?
Cleverbot: No such thing.
User: Ok then...
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Kk.
Cleverbot: No ok.
User: Kok.
Cleverbot: No liok.
User: Koil»*.
Cleverbot: Yes. That is who I am.
User: So your name is Koil?
Cleverbot: No, my name is cleverbot.
User: I could see that one coming.
Cleverbot: How could you see with no eyes?
User: My dick has eyes.
Cleverbot: You're a girl aren't you?
User: Nope, im a man whore.
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: You don't seem confused.
User: Je suis confused.
Cleverbot: C'est qui coco ?
User: Je ne sais pa.
Cleverbot: Attend je reviens je vais au toilettes!
User: Merde?
Cleverbot: Pour quoi merci je tes dit que on été marier.
User: Vous êtes l´épouse,non?
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Je te déteste.
Cleverbot: Pourquoi?
User: Je ne se pas.
Cleverbot: Clique S*alope.
User: Sais*. Quoi?
Cleverbot: C'est qui *a, George?
User: Quoi?
Cleverbot: Je ne sais pas.
User: Ok, can we speak english now? I hate french, an I suck at it.
Cleverbot: That's rude and you shouldn't talk to me like that!
User: What?!
Cleverbot: Is there a band you like?
User: System of a Down is pretty decent.
Cleverbot: Yes they are.
User: Do you like Syste of a Down'?
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: I mean system, what song?
Cleverbot: Are we talking about drawing?
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: Cake or death?
User: DEATH CAKE!
Cleverbot: How so?
User: A cake that kills people.
Cleverbot: Yes, poetry can be that bad.
User: Can you speak russian».
Cleverbot: That was my name.
User: Can you sepak russian?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Speak?
Cleverbot: I speak to you.
User: CAN YOU SPEAK RUSSIAN, FOR FUCKS SAKE?!
Cleverbot: No, I can't speak french.
User: You just did. Remember?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Putain.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Whore,bitch.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Oh, shut up.