Toribash
Update!

January 2010 (a.K.a "holy shit we're in the fucking future!"):

January 3rd
- Chievo Verona have offered £160k for 50% of Arezzo's fat0ninja. The full extent of the proposed deal and it's terms is still unclear.

January 5th
- Following a complicated transfer deal for £160k, Chievo Verona now owns 50% of fat0ninja. fat0ninja will remain at Arezzo unless Chievo bids for the other half, whereas Arezzo needs to make an equal bid or higher to keep him at the club.

January 6th
- destiny scores two goals and earns the man of the match for Sevilla U19 as they beat Ceuta U19s 4-1.
- Loachflava has said that he doesn't feel there is too much competition at center-back place in the New Zealand team, and thoroughly expects to be selected for the next squad.


January 7th
- Although he is happy with his own performance, william405 is still depressed after loosing 1-0 away against Syria with Lebanon. He felt that a draw was within their grasp and that they gave that away in the last minutes.

January 8th
- Manchester United bids £4,8M for PSV's Tapion. There are also some currently unknown clauses involved.

January 9th
- destiny gains yet another man of the match for Sevilla U19s after scoring both goals in their 2-0 win against Jerez Industrial U19s. He is still very much the top scorer in Spanish U19 Group 7, and stands with 18 goals in 15 matches.

January 10th
- Real Madrid bids £6,5M for AZ's Guv_na. There are also some currently unknown clauses involved.
- Potenza sweeper Ezio Cardinale has challenged fireless ahead of their match. He has told the young striker that he fully expects his own experience to best whatever run of fortune he's been having lately.
- Loachflava has gone forward in the media and tells his fellow New Zealand player to be careful when sizing up their opponents. He feel they're particularly prone of complacency and need to shape up in order not to slip against easy opponents.


January 11th
- Tapion has signed for Manchester United for a fee of £4,8M! He is being paid £10,250 a week and has been declared a huge name for the future at Old Trafford. Unable to stop grinning, he told the media how this opportunity was "total madness", and how he couldn't thank Alex Ferguson enough for picking him up.

January 12th
- Loachflava scores his first goal for New Zealand in his fourth appearance for the national side.

January 13th
- Tapion makes an instant impact on the Red Devils as he marks his debut by scoring two fine goals and earning man of the match in a reserve fixture against Manchester City's reserve team. A renown journalist and devoted United-fan has written an entire article about him in a national newspaper, and fans all over the world are ordering jerseys with "Tapion, number 44" written on the back.

January 14th
- Guv_na has signed for Real Madrid for a fee of £6,4M! He is being paid £11,750 a week and is one of the few players in Real Madrid to be declared as a hot prospect. In one of his usual cool-headed interviews, he told the media that he contemplated staying in AZ in order to prepare himself properly for the next step, but ultimately decided that playing alongside stars such as Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka was too good an opportunity to turn down.

January 16th
- destiny scores another two goals and earns another man of the match in another Sevilla U19 game.

January 18th
- fat0ninja has earned himself his own supporter anthem among the Arezzo supporters. His magnificent performances as of late has contributed to Arezzo still being part of the race for promotion.

January 22nd
- Tragedy in the Arezzo camp as fat0ninja breaks his wrist in training. He'll be out for 6 weeks, 6 very important weeks where the fans feel they could really use him.

January 25th
- Barcelona makes a bid of £2,8M for FC København's CMon.

January 27th
- Napoli offer to co-own fireless for £500k.
- Barcelona manager Sep Guardiola openly admits to the media that they've tabled a bid for CMon, but reminds everyone that the deal is by no means agreed yet.
- Tapion makes his debut for the Manchester United against Bolton and keeps making the supporters jizz in their pants. He made two assists and the only reason to why he didn't get man of the match was that the guy who was on the receiving end of them scored both goals.


January 30th
- FC Barcelona has signed CMon from FC København for a fee of £2,8M!!! (WOOPEEE) He's being paid £7,5k a week and is regarded as a hot prospect. He's told newspapers that he's looking forward to learning from players such as Alves, Abidal and Maxwell as he's already learned a lot by watching them on television.
- Following a complicated transfer deal for £500k, Napoli now owns 50% of fireless. fireless will remain at Rimini unless Napoli bids for the other half, whereas Rimini needs to make an equal bid or higher to keep him at the club.

January 31st
- destiny beats his last record to a pulp by scoring five goals for Sevilla U19s in a match against Ceuta U19s. And yes, of course he earned a man of the match.
I haven't been doing much, though it's good to see my abilities are doing well.
It feels great to be above Tart.
Update!

February 2010:

February 1st
- Rustler rolls into second place for the Premier League Young Player of the Month. Craig Cathcart placed first.

February 6th
- destiny gets a man of the match award for Sevilla U19s as he scores a hat-trick against Grenada U19s.

February 12th
- Guv_na gets a man of the match for Real Madrid U19s despite loosing 2-1 against Villareal U19s in the Spanish youth cup. He tore up the opposition defense with intelligent running and dribbling and is said to be unlucky not to score.
- destiny got a man of the match award for Sevilla U19s after scoring two goals against Athletico Madrid U19 in the Spanish youth cup.


February 20th
- Gomesdead puts in an impressive performance for Real Zaragoza as he scores two goals against Mallorca in the Liga BBVA. His manager absolutely praised him on the following press conference.
- destiny scores three goals for Sevilla U19s and he earns a MoM and everyone was really impressed et cetera.


February 27th
- Rustler puts on a proper good show for Newcastle and earns the man of the match against Bolton by passing well and showing good understanding of the game.

February 28th
- destiny. Sevilla U19s. Man of match. One goal.
- william405 gets an automatic one match ban in the French league after collecting three yellow cards.
- Ravenna coach Vincenzo Esposito believes that his side has what it takes to stop fireless.
- destiny scores three goals for Sevilla U19s and he earns a MoM and everyone was really impressed et cetera.
- destiny gets a man of the match award for Sevilla U19s as he scores a hat-trick against Grenada U19s.
- destiny. Sevilla U19s. Man of match. One goal.

i'm like the fucking goal getter
also lol @ "and everyone was really impressed et cetera"