War, I lol'd.
Also, some giant raptor ants invaded the earth and I hidded in a secret bunker 200 feet under my house, in time the ants got bored and leaved earth just to come back 2 days later with alienish medusa like spaceships.
Then I somehow teleported out of the bunker, looted some bad ass flamethrower and starting setting the giant ants on fire. Then their main warriors came destroy every shit in their path whit their giant armored centipede legs, I started to make molotov cocktails to set their armor on fire easier.
The ants leaved my city and I woke up whit a roach bitching around my ear, fuck.