Originally Posted by maldiluna

This thread's so awesome
And i feel so lonesome
Not being able to rhyme
My presence here is a crime.
What i just wanted to say is:
Today i shaved my beard with ease.

(Using my girlfriend's leg razor, i just couldn't put that in rhyme)

Originally Posted by Nikelaos

rhyme and crime, thats so cliche
but your so happy you'd think it's your birthday
face palm dude please sit down
you're a drama queen without a crown
and about your girlfriends leg razor
i'm suprised you using it doesn't phase her
she seems so forgiving, what is she smokeing?
crack, weed, puff, blow. she's so high her head is blowing.
yep that's right, you've just got accuired.
that means owned if lack the brains required
it's seems you're in a situation
where you're brain's suffering from mal-nutrition
remember poetry givs you eloquence
but baked beans give you flatulence
feed you're brain the right stuff
and peeps'll find it real tough
to take you on and win in a cuss fight
so dude open a book, see the light.

Originally Posted by killer3366

damn if i only got to know sahee a bit more