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You: hi
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It appears my reputation enough can make someone d/c.

LMAO!!!

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You: hi
You: ...
You: hello?
Stranger: hello!
You: :D
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 m uk
You: cool 59/m/germany wanna cyber?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: I've been looking for an old German man all day!
Stranger: FINALLY
You: do you mind family roles?
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lol this is hilarious

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Stranger: 4 8 15?
You: 27582 4386?
Stranger: no im sorry
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Stranger: horny female?
You: definately
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 m uk
You: cool
You: 14/f/malaysia
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: nude pic?
You: going a bit fast aren't ya?
You: cyber first :P
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i slip off my shirt and pants
You: i unbutton my blouse
You: I begin massaging my breasts
Stranger: i slip my hand down your pants and massage your clit
You: I embrace you kissing your neck and sliping my hands down the back of your boxer shorts
Stranger: I rub your tits and pinch the nipple
You: i fall backwards onto the bed, legs wide open
Stranger: i slip off your panties and lick your pussy
You: the police burst in and beat you down, then drag you away... FUCKING PAEDO I'M ONLY 14!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahahah i was loling for so long after that last one

Nike, you are one of the most epic trolls ever.

last one is fuck funny.

Happy B-Day! hope the 230k for a text set will be a good enough present lmao >.<

Hahahahahhaha. Nike that last one is fucking epic as hell.

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

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You: ASSHOLE

Stranger: yeah ):

You: gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggf!

You: asl?

Stranger: female.

Stranger: ;D

You: i said asl not sex

You: lol

You: at least your age

Stranger: hmmmmmmmm

Stranger: 45?

You: what the crap

You: shipwreck?

Stranger: no

Stranger: im 15

You: pwn

You: 17 here

You: male

You: uk

Stranger: DAMM

Stranger: are you hot?

You: uh

You: like what

Stranger: like sexy ;D

You: do you like nerds?

Stranger: of course :

Stranger: *:D

You: cool

You: are you ned yourself?

You: nerd

You: LAWL STOOPID MEH

Stranger: yes (:

You: cool =D

You: C4n y00 t4lk s1mpl3 l33t5p34k?

Stranger: noooope

Stranger: not THAT nerdy

Stranger: just play pokemon in my bed nerdy

You: well thats not nerd

Stranger: yes it is D<

You: ehhh

You: no

You: do you play wow?

Stranger: NOOOOO

Stranger: ewwwwww

You: runescape?

You: guild wars?

Stranger: NOOOO

Stranger: not that nerdy o_O

You: my name there is startrek5154111

Stranger: LOL

You: whats so funny

Stranger: your so nerdy XD

You: you cant even spell correctly

You: its YOURE

You: not YOUR

Stranger: OH I CAN TOO 

You: YOU'RE IN YOUR CAR

You: OH MY GOD YOU MUST SUCK AT SCHOOL

Stranger: I'm a fucking grammar nazi normally 

You: youre a fucking noob

You: real pros play wow or stuff

You: you play pokemon wtf!!!

Stranger: oh whatever.

Stranger: pokemon and super mario world :D\

You: OMG WTF

You: O_O

You: []xxx[]::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

Stranger: and DONKEY KONGGGG

You: this is my signature sword

Stranger: :D---|---^<

You: it will slice your throat

Stranger: thats my boner

You: eww

You: eh wait

Stranger: yum ;D

You: youre not female eh

Stranger: Yeah i am ):

Stranger: but i like boners ;D

You: what the hell

You: my boner is pretty awesome

You: you should see it

You: i always have one

You: especially when i see my grandma

You: omg shes so adorable

Stranger: OHH BABBEEEEE

You: what

Stranger: thats hot

You: yes

You: snt it

You: where are you from

Stranger: oregon

You: uhm

You: i know oregano

You: it tastes very good

Stranger: LOL

You: grows at 0.664183 mp/h

You: always in summer

You: mostly in italy

Stranger: your kinda a fag ,________________,

You: ITS YOURE NOT YOUR

You: FFFFFFFF

Stranger: oh yes

You: CAN I IMPRESS YOU WITH ANYTHING?

Stranger: thank you for the correction

Stranger: no

Stranger: unless you have a large....

Stranger: dick(:

You: NOT EVEN WITH KNOWLEDGE ABOUT OREGANO????? NORMAL NERD WOMEN WANT TO HEAR THAT

You: YOURE JUST DICKWARDS

Stranger: yep(:

You: DFGHJ

You: ?!?!?!?!?!!??!!

You: wait

Stranger: i'm confused

You: i counted my pubic hair

You: exactly 147

Stranger: AWESOMEEEE

You: but one isnt as long as the other

You: so

Stranger: oh ):

You: 146.5

You: is that bad?

Stranger: nope.

Stranger: i have 5865467657498643541654135146841351

Stranger: as of last week

You: you just typed this number randomly

You: dont do that

You: you wont be suggested as a nerd then

You: rather a noob

You: you really have to count your pubic hair

Stranger: mmhmm ((:

You: i can do it too

You: which colour is it

Stranger: BNLUE

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: BLUE*

You: blue...

You: im not simpson-wards

Stranger: lmfao

You: i rather like

You: uhm

You: hentai

You: blond pubic hair

You: thats awesome

Stranger: HENTAI?

You: yea

Stranger: YOU FUCKING FREAK

You: wtf

Stranger: o______________O\

Stranger: FAKE people having FAKE, DRAWN sex

You: its a way to fulfill your fantasies

You: which you cant do in real life

Stranger: GO FIND A GIRL

You: or could you fuck teenage girls when you are 26 or something

Stranger: THERE ARE FAT ONES THAT WILL DO ANYTHING

You: you couldnt

You: when i have cyber

Stranger: XD

Stranger: ohh yes cyber(:

You: i imagine its my favourite hentai chick

You: cos normal people dont get me where hentai gets me

You: thats wicked but true

Stranger: you are odd o_o

Stranger: but i like it ;D

You: wtf

You: you like it

You: you justsaid hentai sucks

Stranger: no i meant i like it that you are odd -.-

You: ehhhhhh

You: women are weird

Stranger: YEAH THEY ARE....

Stranger: i woiuld know

You: i like hentai a lot more.

Stranger: okay i get it

Stranger: FREAK

You: ???

You: OH FUCK I ACTUALLY GOT SCHOOL

You: BUT WAIT

Stranger: THERES MORE

You: WHEN I MISS SCHOOL I WILL BE CALELD SUPER COOL 0MG!!!!!!

Stranger: YEAH

You: YAE I WONT GO THERE

You: ;O

Stranger: you are a rebel

You: YEA IS IT THAT WHAT YOU LIKE

Stranger: OH YEAH BABY THAT TURNS ME ON

You: AWESOME 

You: LETS CYBER

You: BUT ONE THING

You: IM NOT VERY CREATIVE

You: YOU BEGIN

Stranger: OKAY....

Stranger: I'VE NEVER CYBERED ,___________________,

You: WHO GIVES A SHIT JUST DO IT

You: LoL!

You: i open your legs widely and fuck your little clit

You: then

You: you like it

You: and moan on me

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You: hey

You: cyber sex

You: =

You: no LAFFING AT ALL

Stranger: YET I DID

You: SO YOU SUCK AT LIFE

You: YOU NO LIFER OMG

You: GO ADD ME ON RUNESCAPE TO YOUR BUDDY LIST

You: IM ON PLACE 3 WORLDWIDE

Stranger: WHATEVER

Stranger: i wanna cyber D<

You: MY NAME IS STARTREK6665143123

You: AND I WONT TELL YOU MY PASS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA

Stranger: cyber meeee DX

You: kay

You: i open your legs again and lick it

You: with my big tongue

You: my tongue is hairy

Stranger: I like small tongues.

You: and it sticks on your clit

You: like

You: i cant get it off

You: then you get super wet

You: and scream

You: and stuff

You: then

You: i cut off my tongue

You: and handcuff you

You: then i kiss your tits and nipples

Stranger: Then I wrap my ankles around your neck

You: which are stiff

Stranger: and choke you

Stranger: till your purple

You: you cant choke me

Stranger: because I'm kinky

You: because im hulk

You: impersonation of hulk

You: i grab my huge penis and plug it in your tiny asshole

You: i immediately cum

Stranger: Oh no anal!

Stranger: I'm scared

You: and

You: you explode due to being completely filled with my white sauce

You: OMG IM REALLY CUMMING ATM

You: FFFFFF

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ineteresting....

:P sure was.

wtf shock?

Also i think i'm developing a rather nice trolling technique

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
You: young/ f / vietnam
Stranger: young:)
You: :P
You: never ask a girl her age :P
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ı think you are turk:D
Stranger: are u?
You: no
You: i'm vietnamese?
Stranger: ı see
Stranger: my name is emre
Stranger: from turkey
You: cool
Stranger: do u like turkey
You: tastes delicious!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: but its country
You: i know
You: i'm playing :p
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ım 21 years old
Stranger: you can say your age
You: 20 :P
Stranger: is it real??
You: COURSE NOT YOU DUMB FUCK, I TOLD YOU NEVER TO ASK A GIRL HER AGE!!!!!!
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 f usa
You: 21/m/vietnam
You: nice to meet you
Stranger: you too
Stranger: do you like to roleplay?
You: sure do
Stranger: whats your favorite one?
You: i don't really have a favourite i just like trying new things
Stranger: how bout im your slave and your my master?
You: how about the other way around :P
Stranger: aww but im no good at being a master im too easily overpowered
You: it's fine then, i'll be the master
Stranger: ok should i start or do you wanna
Stranger: ?
You: you start
Stranger: ok
Stranger: *opens door* master did you want to see me?
You: yes, down on the floor slave... and bark like a dog
Stranger: yes master *gets down on floor* RUFF RUFF
You: now be a good girl and massage my feet, i may have a present for you
Stranger: ok master
Stranger: *starts massaging feet*
You: yes that's good... ooh too rough, you've been a bad girl and must be punshed
Stranger: im sorry master i didnt mean too
You: *pulls out a whip and proceeds to spank her backside, eachtime slightly harder than the last*
Stranger: *winces with pain with each hit*
You: yes yes you deserve that don't you, i want you too beg
Stranger: oh please master
Stranger: stop i beg of you please stop
You: *pulls out an AK47 assault rifle* sorry AMERICAN PIG DOG, THIS IS FOR THE WAR!!!!! BANG! BANG! *shoots her dead*
You: *cuts up the body and feeds to the pigs*
Stranger: oh so you hate everyone whos american?
Stranger: isnt that stereotypical
You: why yes i think it is
Stranger: i didnt even want the war to start
You: that's what theya ll say :P
Stranger: atleast i dont insult people from warring countries who dont even have a choice of where they were born
You: PHSYKE!!!!!!! i'm not even vietnamese i'm just being an arse
You: lohohohhohohool!!!!!!
Stranger: welp you just lost a great oppirtunity you asshole
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okay this last one is quite special, not actually me, it's my friend

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You: hi
You: sup
You: wasssgoinonn
You: mmm
You: chicken
Stranger: watchin porn vids
Stranger: u?
You: oh, just looking at a man shitting into another man's asshole.
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