He is summoning the great almighty Lord, Satan. He will rise from the depths of hell and devour the souls of orphans. Sir despises orphans and wishes to cast them upon razor blades soaked in lemon juice. Our only line of defense are the gingers. They are immune to Satan's powers and their great numbers provide them with the ability to overpower the tyrannical fiend.
Conspiracy overload.
Stay Fluffy My Friends | I do loans and shit Founder of [ROT] | Destroyer of Anus