Shuckle, my computer broken.
It got mad when I refused to install "important" security updates, and crashed my computer. Now I get the Blue Screen of Death everytime I boot up. "PAGE_FAULT_AT_NONPAGED_AREA" is the error I get. I tried removing each stick of RAM to see if one was faulty, but on my 3rd stick, my computer wouldn't display anything on the monitor. :|
Screw Windows, I'm getting a Mac next time.