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Retard...
Post 1074.
My Pledge
I thought id let you know, im starting to get pissed off with TB.

I have been playing SP since Jan 08 and MP since aug 08, and tbh, i suck, badly.

for the last 3 hours straight i have been attempting replay making, and i havent even got more than 10k damage in any of my attempts, returning with 0 replays.

I will probably not play TB much anymore, atleast untill im better, But my pledge is that i will not play much MP anymore, till im alot better in SP.

"Sex is like a velociraptor: Despite your movie-fueled lifelong neurotic obsession, it is unlikely to be found in your house." ~XKCD
LOOK BACK A FEW PAGES YOU ******!
I SAID, POST 1074!
Go find it.
Probably on Page 107?
I don't know what page, because I use 40posts per page.

EDIT: Jay, endofargument.

User was infracterlactermated for this retarded post ~
Yay
Last edited by Fezch; May 24, 2009 at 01:11 AM.
"Sex is like a velociraptor: Despite your movie-fueled lifelong neurotic obsession, it is unlikely to be found in your house." ~XKCD
Not really.
This is a thread about jokes.
It won't fit in well with the palace.
People will be joking while others may be trying to help Billy.
It stays.

you deleted it straight away

FFS metro...

If I could restore Billy's thread, I would.
But I can't.
Remember, after I moved it, Jay said that it could have been kept where it was, but it was too late.
From now on I will only move things weekly, to get rid of clutter.
"Sex is like a velociraptor: Despite your movie-fueled lifelong neurotic obsession, it is unlikely to be found in your house." ~XKCD
COming back here?
What do you mean?
"Sex is like a velociraptor: Despite your movie-fueled lifelong neurotic obsession, it is unlikely to be found in your house." ~XKCD
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.


^made me lol.

EDIT: I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
EDIT2:One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Last edited by Fezch; May 24, 2009 at 01:20 AM.
"Sex is like a velociraptor: Despite your movie-fueled lifelong neurotic obsession, it is unlikely to be found in your house." ~XKCD