I read AWESOME joke. It just makes me rofl all the time.
A first-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. The teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?" Sarah says, "I played in the sand box." The teacher says "that's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie". She does and gets a cookie. The teacher asks TImmy what he did at recess. Timmy says "I played with Sarah in the sand box" THe teachers says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie" Timmy does, and gets a cookie. The teacher then asks Mohammed what he did at recess. He says "I tried to play with Sarah and TImmy, but they threw rocks at me!". The teacher says "They threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie"
