yo dawg gimme some skin,
those lines were smexy if a little to thin.

the rhymes in the house are making my brains fizzel
faster than boobs rouse my disco stick till it jizzels

Nike spits snoop D-O-double-G-ish rhymes in such a style,
you've gotta appreciate his clever mind, and the ease in making us smile.

But you wanted my verses to be less "skinny"
supposedly for this thread few lines are too tiny.
Ok then man, I'll fulfil your wish.
Like if I was your jinn, or your own golden fish.

So here I am, Sahee - S - A - H, and I can't even spell the rest,
it takes so long that I need to stop and calm my nerves.
I'm here and everywhere, to give you thrills,
acting like I'm high, tho I never pop no pills,
nor smoke shit, nor drink things,
the only habit I have is to fight when the bell rings.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
sometimes it rings only in my head,
so keep your distance, and remember what I said.
When sahee is around, it's a fucking CODE-RED!

You asked me to post here though I rhyme without skill
I decided against it but that was untill
I read the whole thread and I figured why not
see if I can't match you with what I have got

so get of your high horse and step down from the saddle
I know you sit by the screen ready for battle
I'm on your homeground I'm aware of that
so even if you win you don't have to be a twat
the odds are with you it wont be a fair fight
but at least I've got a GF and get sex every night wut

Sahee, cutting out rhymes like Dr Dre
He could keep going till the end of the day
Spitting from dawn to bed
from when the sun rises till he rests his head
He's got the dictionary under his knife
Giving words and literature a new life
Articulate, infinite in his eloquence
chillin' up on a new level of senscience
yo homie you're out of your league
your just a seed to this mofokin' oak tree
koi to the dragon
far behind you're laggin
Look at this beast, watch him roar
As he bares his teeth, you ain't laughin no more

You thought the king was dead
But i say long live the king
you might say oshi he's risen again!
But i'd say wtf do you mean?
you thought he was burned, he was broken
but now you know the wrath has just been awoken
say your prayers and sing you're last songs
i'm aready singing you're orisons---------------------- orisons: prayers for the dead
don't worry no need for patience
the time has come, and the rest is silence.

You think you can dis me? Forget it!
I'll fist your girlfriend and punch your face with it!!

Oh poor boy did all that was in his power,
I even stepped down from the saddle, and I'm still a way taller...

dude, take a pill and relax,
chill out, like in some catholic mass -
let's hear some rhymes keeping up with the time
you gotta have some flow, not fall on your ass

Ofc, I'll be there. i'll try get a few hours sleep during the day or something, and lots of coffee. And red bull to top it off. hopefully that should be enough to keep me awake :P

if not you could always sit on a hotplate, damn painful but you'll stay awake

If I fart whilst sitting on a hotplate, would it cause an explosion?

*sighs* people, people, come on now, really?
You think you can approach this shit so sloppy and freely?
Sah, word play is an art form, a passion, a craft,
it comes from the heart, not reaction, or cheap laughs.
You just told me you're ready over MSN,
But I don't think you understand the hole you are diggin.
The only shit I see are the words you lay down,
where I come from, they'd chase your ass out of town.
"CODE RED" you say, when you come around,
Well, I'm sorry my dude, but your "happy place" is coming down.

As for you Nik, let go of Sah's nuts,
He needs what he has, and he doesn't have much.
Perhaps some day you two will come clean,
and tell the world how you make each other scream.
Thank any sort of god you two cant reproduce,
The world will be better without the Sahlaos douche.
Crawl back into your cages now, the real men are talking
First learn to crawl, then try to start walking.

ON ANOTHER NOTE: Im having trouble with all these bland ass rhyme schemes.
Im beginning to think that Harlequin, maldi and bob, are the only ones who know what time means.

creativity folks
see your rythem?
its jokes.
You All Claim to relax
your fall's name should be HAX!
So expand a bit, try something new
don't demand shit, from anyone but you.


*sighs again* Alas children, I'm tired, work is a bitch.
Perhaps when your older, you will have this same itch.
While I would love to stay and continue to teach,
Its the end of my day, and soon time to sleep.
Study my words, if you want to learn, that those questions you have, the answers must be earned.

So good night Bob, Goodnight Maldi, and Nik, Good night Harlequin, and goodnight Sahee, thanks for sucking my dick.

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