Hello I am Mike
I offten ride my bike
I would fit this clan well
I certianly can already tell
I can sometimes be pain like hell
and absolutely lots of times fell
i tried to sell
but it didn't go very well
i don't know anything more to rhyme
you may even call it a crime
but I don't have much more then a dine
i speak slovenian so don't be mad
cuzz it might even make me sad
and for surely i'm not a fag