Twas not only snowing but frigid indeed,
As Hipo strolled out of his abode, he knew it was time to breed.
Dazed by the sun’s beaming reflecting off the snow,
Hallucinating, he saw BioEx playing Bingo.
Scootching closer, the game was intense,
He didn't look phased, why such suspense.
Catching a glance of his opponent, it was none other than Hours,
Hipo thought of an idea, to seduce him with some gorgeous flowers.
Hours was now in a abstrusely trance,
Then Hipo proceeded to do his premating ritchual, a errotic tap dance.
Out of jealousy, BioEx explained to Hipo about his massive sperm count,
BioEx swan dived onto the “wresting” men, only to find no place to mount.
Out of pure depression, BioEx waddled all the way home,
Booted up his PC, then cleared the history on Google Chrome.
Wiping the goods off his lower right thigh,
Stood up, went to the mirror, and readjusted his bowtie.
Pondering to himself, while looking outside,
The chilliness drifted away, and the snow did subside.
A beautiful day in the snow was at his fingertips,
He gets spontaneously aroused and some piss drips,
Because in the distance, he knew instantly what he had seen,
He saw Hipo pounding Hours like a humping machine.
Still sexually frustrated about Hipo stealing his man,
He had to think swiftly, about his new game plan.
Sprinting out into the snow, naked as can be,
He stood up on a picnic table, for the Duck tribe to see.
It only took seconds for everyone to start to giggle,
His wiener was too small to even wiggle.
He lowered his head and proceeded to step down,
There I was, not giggling, but handing him a 1 year subscription to ToonTown.
I gave him an extremely seductive wink,
He whispered his ear, “Make my anus more wide than the kitchen sink”.
As you may guess he did get to mount someone that day,
It may sound like it, but trust me, I'm not gay.
This is just a poem of brotherly love,
To tell people like you, that love is nothing to dispose of.
Try to give thanks to everyone this holiday season,
Unless youre stupid and have some senseless reason.
Happy Holidays
~Love, Ocean.
