I have a beard right now.
Will delete it tomorow.
Jo Rainbow.

Oh, you resorted to the facialpubespasting method?
You're officially cool.

I'm Growing a beard just for you, I'm going to find a camera and take a picture of my progress.

If the money I spent on this new bottle of lotion is wasted.
I'm castrating you.

Lotion? O.o Money?! O.O

Lotion is a slippery substance. Also earlier we were talking about boners and showing pictures of beards and now castration. Add it all up and tell me what you get.

You grew a boner beard?! O.O

No, I use slippery substances like lotion to make masturbation easier and more satisfying when looking at content that makes me horny such as pubic hairs on a face.

I knew exactly what you ment from here.
Btw kinda scary when people check the show yourself thread and we're talking about masturbation..

Why were you acting so dumbfoundead?
Hehe see what I did there?