Toribash
If you look, you can't see me.
If you see me, you cannot see anything else.
I can make you walk if you can't.
Sometimes I speak the truth, and sometimes I lie.
If I lie, I am nearer the truth. What am I?

The answer

-- Jet -- Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. --
[Secret]AikidoKP

Cogito ergo sum. I think therefor I exist.

I know it's true because it says so right here in this signature.
Found these on the internet a while back and thought they were pretty funny :>

What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl fat?

A very manly answer



What is long, hard, and stiff, is used inside a warm, wet place, and gets moved back and forth for the best effect?

A stiff answer



What is long, hard and full of semen?

My mother won't like this answer

I have heard the 3rd one a billion times. Thanks for the necrobump. I like this thread.
"Always Extreme at heart."
I don't check the forums or go in-game anymore, I have quit.
This one is for You cozza. ;p

What is hard, long, and goes in cozza?

Cozza Gets intense!

Lol toon that joke is already on previous pages of this thread. You aren't fun-e.
"Always Extreme at heart."
I don't check the forums or go in-game anymore, I have quit.
Ok so I was thinking and made this up

What is 13 inches long,2 inches wide,very stiff and pointy and has a purple tip on the top.

The answer