Alrite :o Now that (not)azuma loves me.

http://forum.toribash.com/showpost.p...&postcount=834

*ahem*

So I have a master plan. There is a girl in my 1st and 5th hour (I don't get to talk to her in my 5th because we don't sit near each other, but I sit behind in 1st) who is in my circle of friends. Her name is Kaela (alternate spelling for kayla) She looks good, and has a fun personality, but I really don't know her that great. We have had some conversations, but only short and non serious ones.

This is where master plan comes into action.

Yesterday on Friday, she didn't come into school. On her desk I see she got a schedule change for her 5th hour. When the bell rings for 1st hour and the teacher sees she isn't here today, she asks "Does anyone have Kaela's number? Text her that she got a schedule change"

No one in the entire room had her number.

So this is easy. She comes in on Monday, and I strike up a casual conversation and fill her in on all the details of what happened on Friday. I simply recommend to avoid this problem in the future, she should give someone her number. And I think you can guess what guy I think she should give it to. The one talking to her at that very moment

I think it will totally work. Only problem is that I see her texting a lot. That isn't the problem. It is who she is texting. I haven't read any of the messages so idk the situation, but it is an iPhone so the name is really easy to read. It is always the same guy. Probable boyfriend? In any case I should still get her number and get close to her for when they break up. Master plan will initiate Monday.

It's a good plan. Also, if your gonna ask what happened last Friday. First, don't be specific just ask those normal questions like "Omg whar u be friday >;o" or "OMG Kaela wurve u been" I always act like a fool to get know chicks you know, also start off slow after that questions it's the beginning of your conversation etc. If all goes well, you can attack her with "your eyes are hideous" or something similar to that etc jokes never fails trust me.

Ya I am gonna. Except for the insult jokes part. Not my style.

suit chuself bruv

Azuma: who's that chick?

Last night we're chatting, and yeah she's hungry for sex as well as me. Therefore I tell her to come here guys. Maybe I'll take some pics together and make you envy.

That's my point. Ah and ask for her phone, it could help you.

Math, that girl is my girlfriend, somehow, the video that I posted didn't work, so azuma reposted it.

Oh and toritroll, that's a really genius plan, you should totally follow through with it. Also, knowing most of the girls at my school, if you don't see her hanging around a guy all the time, it might be her best friend from out of state/country, yet it could also be a long distance relationship, therefore you're in the clear as well. You should talk to her, be like "I'm really puzzled, why doesn't a girl as perfect as you have a boyfriend?" Etc., lieing don't matter at this point, but trust me, that line works all the time, it flatters the girl, and asks her a personal question, which she doesn't recognize because you flattered her :3

Awwwn tori, and great plan, you're going to get her.

Math: This is my girlfriend singing, everytime she hits a high note I get a boner sometimes i fap to her voice, we had sex twice and she sings when we had sex it really gives me a hard one

Laughing my ass off. So, she sings while you're having sex? Interesting...

Yes, Math. Yes.
My penis is hard LIKE A ROCK.