having a really good comeback, but someone says it first
tripping down stairs.
rocking on your seat and falling off, only to have the desk come down with it.

yeah, didn't see some dog pee, ran to the door, slipped in the puddle, rammed my foot in the door. and mangled my foot.

PAINFUL.

i went to my car to get my beer and someone pantsed me
(yeh the new thing in poland) and i took a sip of my beer and saw my pants down pulled them up and dropped my beer.If Rutz saw this post he`ld be like " DON` DISRESPECT BEER U BITCH.'

hitting my brothers hand into my own face

theres this ad on tv that said if your hand is bigger than your face, you could get cancer, or something like that, straight after the ad he tried to get me to put my hand in front
i was too smart to do that, i mean, im not stupid or anything!
and then he was explaining the joke to my sister, and put his hand in front of my face while explaining, and i was like ooh i know this one!
and then hit it into my own face, hard

it hurt