"Karma"

Many instances,
When something is cool or awesome: "That's uber pro/chill"
When you get blocked by something (IE. someone steals a ball out of your hands) "Shaq'd."
When someone tells be about something/shows me something: "So I've heard/So I've seen"

"That's what she said." I say for everything wrong thing I hear.

what are you, in third grade? ;_;

"trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"

my catchphrases are, "Oh damn" ( When something is non-threatening and/or over exaggerated. Take a very sarcastic tone with this phrase.) and
'cool story bro"(you know this already.)

I smell a gta refrence

"What'ch you know about cooking?"

"Aww Heell no."

"Man I haven't ran that much since 'Nam."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

Someone tells me to stop doing something, " Your not my mom "