I want an autograph.

You'll get a ham and you'll like it.
My stomach hurts.

I just don't understand.
Nerds aren't supposed to look good too.
God dammit stop breaking the rules, Math.

Come on, baby. When I'm breaking the rules you're getting horny.

This is true.
I do get horny.

So I was looking at the later posts near my birthday, and people requested a picture of my glorious nipple. SO here you go. Go fap and have fun. I want pics noah <3

pics of you fapping..............


/me lurks back into the shadows

Enough forgetting, you guys deserve a picture of me.

u sexy beast y u nevah post pics of u.

can i has more? shmveni pls

Holy shat.
This is the first time Shmevin ever posted a picture of himself.
You look nothing like I imagined.
Especially because I never imagined what you look like.