Etc, etc.
Such a mixed discussion. What I gathered from half of the posts was that this conversation could get you a girl:
"Hey peter, what's up,"
"Hey, why don't you fuck off?"
*girl gets interested*
And then the other half are saying that being funny and nice gets you interested:
"Hey peter, what's up?"
"Oh hey Lauren! Did you get your hair done? It looks funky fresh,"
"Haha, you're so funny," her eyes stray over to a masculine looking guy pulling a bong.
In my opinion, none of them get you woman because being a badass just makes you look like a wanker and being too nice is just shit.
From thinking about it, I have come to the conclusion that, if you want to get into a relationship with some hot bitch, you have to wear a mask. A fool proof mask where all of it relates to her needs (Not too much badass, not too much homo).
Oh and poetry/crying is just not on in Australia. Unless you get some floral bitch who reads Shakespeare.