Mahatma gandhi used to greet women by asking how well their bowel movement is doing. He also enjoyed enemas and used to give them to other women too.

Too bad he died before you were born.

• is this guy high in all hes songs?
  
  Iam Rivera 3 days ago
  
  
  
• High on testosterone!!! It's a medical condition.
  
  fracionado in reply to Iam Rivera 3 days ago 11
  
  
  

I'm guessing that's from YouTube.

Yes, yes it is.

Today, a new teacher at my school decided we should introduce ourselves by writing our names on a piece of paper.
I decided to make a joke and wrote 'Dick hertz' on the paper.
Then, when she said "Who's Dick hertz(hurts)?," everyone(boys) in my class shouted "Ooh, oh. Mine does, Mine does!"

And the teacher's reaction?

She gave me detention cause some guy told her I did it.
I've been getting an awful lot of detentions these days.

You still got to school?
ha. ha. hahaha

Not currently.
I'm going back on the 29th.
Holidays just started.