One day in the Puerto Rican gambling halls there was a man named Neru.
He was both feared and respected for his skills in playing poker, and known for his incredible poker face.
This day he was playing against the boss of the underworld who had a giant penis-shaped scar running down his nose.
Neru drew a bad hand but he had to control his face as to not let the opponent know.
The moment he used his special pokerface the boss' penis-shaped scar got erect and the skin peeled off of his nose.
The boss was furious and used his penis nose to fuck Neru down the throat so hard that he choked and died.
Even in death, his poker face remains and the boss' erect nose will never calm down.
R.I.P. Neru
~fin~