Thank you Tuna, I am glad to be apart of Inquisition.

We only have one rule around here: Stay off my astroturf. It cost me thirty whole dollars to install it and I don't want your muddy footprints all over it.

I don't even know what afroturf is so I am sure we will not have any problems.

IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE!

It's the fake grass stuff that is mostly used on football (American) fields to cut down on maintenance. It was also big in the eighties for people to put on their backyard patios.

Ah, alright I'll make sure to avoid it.

That shit gives nasty friction burns, avoid for own safety.

My school installed an astroturf on my football ground to cover the concrete, I never go on it because fuck getting a 2nd degree friction burn if someone barges you and they put sand on it so it would soak up most of the rain so you also get sand in your shoes, it's just a mind fuck.

Lets remember where we're posting

Oh man, this guy is serious. Guys lets listen to him cause he is the serious one.