Lol patriotz XD

Good news everyone.

It seems I have gained the ability to manipulate and exploit the time-space continuum by staring intently at watches and clocks, switching back and forth at infrequent intervals of around 7 minutes.

It is time to profit.

1. Look at clocks a lot
2. Make the clock go backwards with your MIND
3. ??.??
4. PROFIT

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Invest in stocks. NAO! And share the wealth of course.

he will bathe is boogers?

It's money you dunce! >:O

I have good news and bad news.

Good news: Awesome comic by parker.

Bad news: It turns out that my watch ran out of batteries. I am about as time control proficient as your average avocado. I shall study starfish from this point forward, for their ability to change position without visible moving astounds me.

You mean to tell me no profit?