Vagina because if you're also sexy men will do anything for you irl and online especially.

Or penis because my penis doesn't fucking bleed or give birth.

Penis wins.
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Then again if I got a sex change I wouldn't have either of those so um

If I didn't love my dick so much I'd get a sex change and be a beautiful girl then be a lesbian.

Vagina wins.

Both.

my adorable children being adorable.

ps this is in no way sexual or incest or whatever, so don't even

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK

Heh, two pussies on your bed

if you naah' mean

I stroke those pussies every night.

I raise cocks.
and also have two pussies.

how do I join a clan

1. Go to the obey "recruitment" thread
2. Read the first post
3. Fill out the best app you can come up with
4. Get a gun
5. Proceed to blow your brains out because you're a retarded waste of space