Toribash
That .... doesn't make any sense.

You asked us how many apples would you have left assuming that we take one. The logical answer would be 2, arithmetic-wise.

You then say that you'll have none left to yourself, after which you justify no longer having any apples by saying that you took them all. You then proceed to call us vaginas.

Is there some form of duality between having and not having apples? Perhaps you're living in some Schrodinger-esque state of quantum superposition, wherein you both have and do not have three apples?

Hmm. This quite an interesting conundrum.

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Hai RussianFail! Nice new name you got there!
(I bet that's the reaction that you're expecting from errbody up in this joint.)
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