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>step on leech, careful to keep the head intact
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’'s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.
Originally Posted by hawkesnightmare View Post
>step on leech, careful to keep the head intact

It is now completely visible. Clear liquid spills from its body.
Originally Posted by DJWizard View Post
> Look upwards

You notice some screens. They display:

Player: DJWizard
Health: 3
Motivation: 100
Progress: 0
Inventory: pocketknife, pocket calculator, broken pocketwatch, pocket protector, no pockets.
Originally Posted by DJWizard View Post
> Head south and attempt to add "Door VI" to my inventory.

While you would certainly like to do that, you find that the door has only one side. You fail to pick it up.
Originally Posted by DJWizard View Post
> Examine door to see if there are any visible hinges.

You can't see any hinges.
> Contemplate the morality of doors that swing away from you and attempt to decide if they are more justifiable than their pull-powered counterparts.
Originally Posted by DJWizard View Post
> Contemplate the morality of doors that swing away from you and attempt to decide if they are more justifiable than their pull-powered counterparts.

You ponder for a while.