It scares me how perfectly earbuds fit in your nose.

Nose music is like foot films, they exist. And more than likely there's a fetish based around it.

And some mucus.

with a small amount of fecal matter

So I'm assuming this:

your forgetting one small but crucial part

the sweg

No Mucus

Mucus is sweg. Not the fecal matter though, that's dirty booty territory.

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