Lmao, Ima theory craft a combo.
Unarmed 0% damage
Dlight
Nlight
Chase Dodge
Then either
Neutral Sig
Jump
Nair/recovery/finisher
Or
Nlight
Walk forward a little
Dlight
Jump
Nair/recovery/finisher
If it's not possible to land that last bit, you could try a neutral light > chase Dodge spam although that's likely not to work either or you could do a diagonal chase Dodge (this works right?) > dair light > dlight > jump > Nair light.
I'll go check how they do in the morning if no one bothers.