I like drunk stories tbh
Like once, I decided to drink a lil at a party. Usually I'm able to go for at least as hour of drinking before I actually get drunk (because I usually drink somewhere around the 5-15% alcohol range). But that night I was just really out of it and got drunk with just a sip of wine. So drunk me decided to text one of my friends. I asked her for some dick pics and at that moment she knew I was drunk. She ended up playing along and the next morning I just saw my camera roll full of just random dick pics.
Like once, I decided to drink a lil at a party. Usually I'm able to go for at least as hour of drinking before I actually get drunk (because I usually drink somewhere around the 5-15% alcohol range). But that night I was just really out of it and got drunk with just a sip of wine. So drunk me decided to text one of my friends. I asked her for some dick pics and at that moment she knew I was drunk. She ended up playing along and the next morning I just saw my camera roll full of just random dick pics.
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Originally Posted by victortb
1)When i used to live here in Campinas, once i woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I open the toilet and i notice at LAST MOMENT i was almost pissing in the trash can instead.
that happened to me countless times, during the day
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I've overshot my kitchen for my bathroom countless times, because the door to my kitchen is a few steps away from the bathroom.
One time I almost started pee'd in the sink, dont ask me how, idk what I was on
One time I almost started pee'd in the sink, dont ask me how, idk what I was on
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