Well, you can do the chicken dance in hopes you will befriend the chicken. Then since you are friends with him, he will lower his guard...the...BAM!
But make sure when you are forcing it down to not grip the neck too tightly or else the chicken won't be able to swallow.

What about make some bread around it (with glue or something else) and then make the chicken to eat it.. :|

1.Call russians
2. success

It's posts like these that get you instantly banned for 5 days.
1. Ban user for racism.
2. Success.

Why all these insults for russians?

I dont understand why they hate russians.

I dont understand why if u call russians a chicken will eat a marble xD...

1.cover a marble with chicken food
2.feed them it with a hidden marble inside teh food
3.your done Lol

Specify "marble"

you really seem to like nobuddie eh?
anyway, i prefer foodeater's idea.

im quite insulted now,...you misunderstood,i didun meant insult i didun mean russians are good at feeding chickens...but if i say anymore i might get banned...

1. Kill Chicken
2. Cut Open Throat
3. Place Marbles In Chickens Stomach
4. Cross Fingers