Get it... cause it's a 'bearded' dragon.
Yeah, I'm funny.

Yes! Let's party!

LOOK IT.
I MADE A BLACK AND BLUE MARK ON MAI FRIEND, ZOHAR AKA ZOWHORE.

Instant reaction

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Hair!

He is quite hairy >:
He has A FUCKING MUSTACHE AND HAIRY LEGS.
EWY.
HAIR.

My view.... Mmmm, pear Cider.

My view about 1..2..3.. 5 weeks ago?
Something like that.
Oh btw SUSHI. I LIKE IT. IT IS GOOD WITH SOY SAUCE AND WASABI. AND MY MOUTH HAS ORGASMS A LOT WHEN MY TONGUE TOUCHES IT'S SWEET DELICIOUSNESS.

Holy crap that looks intensely awesome. WHY THERE NO GOOD SUSHI PLACES NEARBY ME D:

Lars what music player is that ?

A shitty one called Spotify, you'd have to be okay with advertising to use it.

WHO EVER THINKS THAT THIS IS NOT CUTE, I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOUR MENTAL HEALTH