Originally Posted by
Megadoomer
Oh, so I met this new guy in my gym class that I hate a lot. We were talking, and he is this cocky bastard who's twice my size. We got into a conversation and he said something about short people being bad at everything. (I happen to be tiny, 5'5 105 pounds (I'm 15))
Me: Oh yeah? Bad at everything? I could easily beat you up. (And I probably can, I'm quick and trained in fighting)
haha, I have the opposite problem.
I'm 6'2 and have been for about three years.
The problem is that i'm too nice, and we have tons of kids at my school with "little man syndrome" who try to take on the whole god damn school.
I'm usually challenged at least twice a month by some short kid with an attitude for simple mistakes like bumping into them... though being as big as I am, a bump could send them flying
For instance,
I was standing in front of some lockers during my off hour while talking to a friend.
This really short wannabe ganster kid(who happens to live in a rich suburban neighborhood) come up and goes
"get the fuck away from my locker."
I walk away and just laugh and mumble to my self and my friend
"Grow a couple fucking feet and your voice might've reached my ears..."
And this kid didn't even hear me, he just knew I mumbled and gets all defensive and shouting
"what the fuck did you say? Ya'll talkin shit over there? Get back here so I can kick ya'lls asses. Fucking pussies!"
Being non-violent, I laughed and walked away.
But I go through this twice a month as i've said.
I'm like the guy who walks through the dog park where every little lap dog has to pick a fight with me. lol
edit: I have nothing against short people :3 Just the ones who think everyone is out there to get them.
Last edited by Heyyouguys; Sep 19, 2009 at 06:34 AM.