Today in church (my parents are theists), when the priest said "Lord have mercy", I said "That's what she said!". I got dirty looks from everyone around me and a high-five from my cousin. Hilarious but awkward.

that made me chuckle...

i as playing recess football in middle school, and i caught the ball, then ran into a telephone poll. Kept going and triped in mud, got up and triped again. made a quick run before they could tag me and triped a third time into a big mud puddle.

hmmmm..... when i was at a band concert last week and, as i was rolling the cymbol, i dropped the stick at the very end of the song, and when it hit the ground, made a loud "CLICK!" and everyone in the band and the audience tried not to laugh, and my band teacher started chuckleing and said something about me that i did not hear..... very embarrasing...

Well this isn't embarassing but i've used my sister's credit card
without asking <_<
and got caught
Got banned from gaming for 2 years

AND
my family thought i've been looking at porn because i got a google virus(everytime you try to google something porn came up)
and they blamed me because it came from a game that i downloaded so yeah.
And my sisters told some of her friends D:

Cool, would be sweet if you got banned for another two years.

Also serves you right for not having good protection (Avast!).

Also so what if she tells her friend's, it's just porn.

See, I'm the kind of person who is able to laugh these sorts of things off.

I can't get embarrassed by these things and find it hard to believe that other people do.
Like. You told her to take her shirt off. If she does it, score. If she thinks your a wanker for saying it, tell her to cop it.

But then I guess you wouldn't get in her good books.

Then resort to forced sex.

If that doesn't work, be a cat lady.

Me and my older brothers pants look the same, so one day in third grade I put on his accidentaly and while we were in line they fell down and then I triped and fell in a pile of mud.

Well I have 2.

1.My freind corey in p7 told me to hit on this girl, i said no because I didnt like her so he called me gay trying to get me to do it. So i went over and tried to chat her up (im not that good).I then asked her out she said no because she already had a boyfreind. Then later that day i was talking with my best mate joshua and i was telling him about me trying to chat up this girl. He gave me a really angry look then he just pushed me and walked off. He just walked off. Then everyone said there was going to be a fight between me and him. but i asked him later on that day and he told me that was his girlfreind who he was gonig out with since the day before. Lol my mate andy tricked me big style and i was really embarrased.

2. And when i was in p7 i was running for the bus and i tripped and fell. I had to take a walk of shame onto the bus while getting laughed at like crazy lol.