Toribash
Originally Posted by hipotibor View Post
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Nice copypasta m8
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i wish
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moving the conversation here so it doesnt clutter up the wrong board,

@jingles was my first avvy the shark?
Last edited by Think; Nov 27, 2015 at 08:43 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
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We are still waiting for coca to pay for your namechange reap, its taking too long ;c



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Last edited by Jueil; Nov 28, 2015 at 12:12 PM.
<Gbleek> they're like mean, sensitive, soulless robots dude

Report him quickly before he gets away with it
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<Gbleek> they're like mean, sensitive, soulless robots dude