* Boobs and ass are made to be stared and that's exactly what we do. Do not try to change it
*Learn how to handle the toilet Seat. You're grown up already. If it's up, LOWER IT! we need it up, you need it down. You dont see
us complaining about you leaving it down, ¿right?
*Saturday= Sports. It's like full moon or Tides. Face it
*Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we'll never think it is so.
*Crying is blackmailing
*Say clearly what you want... Allow us to be clear about this:
-Sutile expressions do NOT work
-Understandable expressions do NOT work
-Obvious expressions do NOT work
-JUST ASK WHAT YOU WANT TO ASK
*"YES" and "NO" are perfectly acceptable answers for almost all questions
*Come to us with your problems ONLY if you want help solving it. That is what men do. For understanding and compassion, use your
girlfriends. That's what they're there for.
*A headache that lasts 3 months is clearly a health problem. Go see the doctor!!
*Anything we said 6 months ago is Unadmisible in a discussion. To say more, all ourcomments are obsolete and nule after 7 days.
*If you think you're fat, you most probably are... dont ask us
*If something we said can be interpreted in 2 different ways and one of those ways makes you sad or angry, we ment it the OTHER
way.
*You can ask us something or tell us how you want us to do it.
-Not both
-If you already know the best way to do it, DO IT YOURSELF!!
*As much as possible, PLEASE tell us anything you want to say during the commercials.
*Colombus did not need directions to arrive... We dont need them either.
*Men see only 16 colors. Just as the basic Windows configuration.
-Damascus by example, is a fruit... so is Cherry
-And we have no idea what Mallow Pink is
*If it itches, we scratch. That's our right.
*If we ask you "what's wrong" and you answer "nothing", we'll act like nothing happened. We know you're lieing but it's simply not
worth being bothered with it.
*If you ask a question of wich you dont want an answer, expect an answer that you dont want to hear.
*When we have to go somewhere, anything you wear is ok...seriously.
*Dont ask what we're thinking unless you're ready to discuss subjects such as:
-Sex
-Sports, or
-Cars
*You have enough clothes
*You have too many shoes
*We're in shape... round is also a shape.
*Thank you for reading this... yes i know i'll have to sleep in the couch tonight. But, did you know men doesnt really care about
it? It's like camping.
BOYS: laugh a while
GIRLS: learn a lil
BY BOUNA:
*if your on your period, tell us well be happy to leave for a week
BY TACO:
*If we ask for a sandwich, we expect you to make it.
Last edited by Sangriento; Jul 30, 2009 at 07:36 AM.
