Originally Posted by
oscar100
Ive heard part 7 is best by the person who introduced me to it. I know some details like the main character is disabled, roller racer jojo.
apparently he rides around in a mobility scooter and works at a mall as a detective
Im looking forward to it but apparently part 6 is the worst
Part 7 is a wild ride, I made a shitpost once telling how wild SBR is
Originally Posted by
victortb
a brief summary of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7: Steel Ball Run.
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>paraplegic jockey joins a horserace. touches italian dude's balls of steel.
>bff
>Jesus Christ's arm is inside me. I got the power to spin shit.
>A dinosaur-dude joins the race.
>A reverse trap also joins the race.
>The president of the United States of America gets Jesus' bodyparts.
>Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.
>Woooo paralel universes.
>The president of the United States of America tries to kill me.
>Jesus Christ told me to kill the president of the United States of America.
>why not.
>14yo gal tries to invade the president's room to steal Jesus' parts.
>the president almost fucks her.
>Jesus Christ is inside her.
>She gets some powers.
>Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: Love Train.
>Tusk: ACT 4's infinite spin.
>The dinosaur-dude now has Za Warudo, the power to stop the world.
>the 14yo kills him.
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That was Steel Ball Run in a nutshell.
So, basically, SBR is the only place where you'll get a paraplegic jockey and an italian executor fighting the Pope, literally Jesus Christ, dinosaurs, a reverse trap, a totally-legal underage-looking girl, a kid, a cowboy and the fucking president of the USA in the 80's.
And Dio/Diego is looking hotter than ever.
Part 6 was good, it just had some random or weird stuff that ruined it a bit, but THAT FUCKING ENDING WAS THE BEST ENDING IN THE ENTIRE SERIES.
Last edited by victortb; Feb 26, 2019 at 09:39 PM.