Well, Here goes something maybe?
My name is Scott, I enjoy playing Toribash, my favorite mod is aikido. I am 12 years of age ( Young. I know right? ) and love cake. Preferably chocolate cake!
Thats a little about me.
I want to join this clan because it looks promising, and it looks full of tro.... Amazing fun nice people!
I hope you consider my application for at least a good... 8 seconds!

if you were about to say full of trout you are 100% correct

Thats exactly what I was going for! :P

Hi, I was wondering if I could join this clan as it seems very good. I'm brown belt, I don't really have any textures except for relax and force, I also have chronos hand trails and chronos blood, My win/lose percentage is about 50% and I actively play toribash omst days. Please consider me a possible recruit for this clan.
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Dw about it, due to other things and a clan offer, I can't join. thankyou for your time anyway.

I wanna join n stuff, this is a cool clan and I like bacon

ACCEPTED

This seems to easy to join, But can I join


Tamer0 is an awesome toribash player!!!


And here are replays to prove im not a noob and im good
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Oops forgot to say something

I love fried chicken

Sorry we already meet our Equal Opportunity black person quota. Two would just start to push the caucasians into an almost-not-majority, which we just cannot have. We hope you will accept our sincerest apology in this situation.

May I request single alliance?
Ow, anyway I like cheese and coffee and also TEA!

Sorry we already meet our Equal Opportunity british person quota. Two would just start to stink up the place.