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[TLDR] Memorial Thread

We are a personality-based clan.
The essence

Do you ever feel like your idea about how long it's acceptable to spend writing long, verbose, masterful posts on online forums drastically differs from other people's? Everybody else makes no effort - they just write inarticulate, perfunctory piles of crap. Do you ever wonder why nobody understands the value of writing excessively long, disgustingly articulate essays directed at unsuspecting, internet inferiors? Most importantly, has one of your lovingly crafted walls of faultless text (forged expertly from pure highbrow, condescending magnificence) ever been labeled with the soul destroying, heart-wrenching and monologue-demeaning cliche, “Too Long; Didn’t Read”? If so then have no fear, for you need no longer suffer in silence, we are here for you now and we are here to stay.

Or in other words: We judge people and act rather smug and don't afraid of anything.


We aim to create an active community of like-minded individuals. Our wit is sharp, our desperate loneliness is pronounced, and our dedication to keeping this place classy is perenial. No doubt, in time, this will be the first ranked clan.

The ettiquette

Whenever you decide to post or talk to people, make sure the content of your post corresponds with the respective place's rules. Use your common sense and be aware of what is acceptable and what is not. This also goes for people who interact with us in our territory.
Before you submit a post, ask yourself if the format you used is pleasant to the eye, understandable and a joy to read.
Other than that it boils down to one thing:
Rule #1: Don't be a little bitch.


One of us?

Do you have what it takes to join TLDR? We don't think so - if we did, we'd probably have already invited you by now. Prove us wrong. This is a very classy place, so you have to dress accordingly. Represent yourself well, let us know your intentions and get to know us. Convince us that you're cool and win us over. You can also find us on #TLDR, our IRC channel on irc.toribash.com. Figure it out.

Our application thread can be found here.

Finances and History

Bank: TLDRVault (leaders and co-ldrs have access)
Current total: 190,026 TC

Bank Log - outdated



Clan History - outdated



Addendum:

If you wish to know more about us, get to know us.
Be our friend if you wish, we are very social.
Last edited by Ele; Jul 14, 2015 at 05:48 AM. Reason: "We are a personality-based clan"