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im moguls #1 fan

BEAAAANS

You must’ve had an exceedingly lonely childhood to have knowledge about the monstrosities you do. How do I know?

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hey those are some nice beans like you know how you have the canned baked beans but then the good beans the good beans are way better like im willing to bet they soaked those beans overnight and slow cooked them with a sauce from scratch with fucking raw tomatoes and whole spices or some shit like those look like some good beans no cap you can really tell the difference between good beans and not good beans on god
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im thinking about thos beans

My love for beans have derived from the transcendence of nature that I used to confide in as a child. Ever since I'd gotten HEINZ baked beans from TESCO that one faithful sunday afternoon; it was raining and my ex had just dumped me. Sitting next to a windowsill i'll remember till the end of my days; using a plastic spoon to scoop out tomato drenched beans from a tin can - nothing seems paralleled to the comfort I'd felt then. Even though usually an entirely carbohydrate meal makes me feel bloated at the sight of it, something about beans just strikes me on an emotional scale. This was the turning point in my life.

From then, I've always ensured a certain degree of foreplay involving beans was always introduced into my bedroom life. It would start from pouring cans upon cans of baked beans onto my female partner, with the bedsheet serving a one-time purpose at this point (because god it was awful trying to get the stains off). It would proceed on to introducing beans during intercourse where we would partake in consensual kissing with a can of baked beans pouring down from above our heads. I miss those days in Peru.

bens

Verse 1:
I'm sittin' on the couch, feelin' kinda lazy
I open up the cupboard, grab a can of beans
Pour 'em in a pot, turn up the heat
Add a little salt and pepper, now they're good to eat


Chorus:

Beans, beans, straight from the can
Never tasted better, I'm a biggest fan
Filling up my belly, with a simple meal
Satisfied and happy, that's the way I feel


Verse 2:

They're cheap and easy, and they pack a punch
Give me all the protein, that I need for lunch
Can't go wrong with beans, they're a pantry staple
Eating them on toast, or with some avocado


Chorus:


Beans, beans, straight from the can
Never tasted better, I'm a biggest fan
Filling up my belly, with a simple meal
Satisfied and happy, that's the way I feel


Bridge:


I used to turn my nose up, at the thought of beans
But now I eat them daily, it's become a theme|
In tacos or burritos, they add some flavor
Beans, oh beans, I'll never waiver


Chorus:


Beans, beans, straight from the can
Never tasted better, I'm a biggest fan
Filling up my belly, with a simple meal
Satisfied and happy, that's the way I feel.

dope rap but im more upset as no one's read my post.