Toribash
I feel the 1st rule should go without saying or be merged with the 2nd one

something along the lines of 'Thou shall not be an argumentative douche'
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If you ever want to extend this code to a more written format, you could use my Fraternity's Code of Ethics as an example. Words to live by, I have it memorized.

Code of Ethics



(Note: It's a professional Engineering fraternity, hence "an Engineer" rather than a more generic term. Yes I know, I never shut the fuck up about my house lol)
<Crooked> I'd say spartan, cause if he's tough enough to digest ungodly amounts of alcohol he clearly has the best body
Originally Posted by Oaky View Post
that sounds horrible. hope it doesnt hurt too much.

It hurt quite a bit, like a million little insect biting you, it stings and burns at the same time. This happened 2 days ago, I'm feeling a lot better now.
Originally Posted by Skizzify View Post
hard at work, the oldfeags of evil were at a mining facility mining for TC.

but then, the covenant arrived, blasting everyone in sight with their super laser guns.
1 million sticky bombs were thrown into the cave. KABOOM

rip oldfeags
the only survivors are Hyde, AgentP, and their sidekick, Hades.
"it was truly a terrifying moment, but I managed to kill 1000 covenant scum with my bare hands" - Hyde

"I've suffered 3rd degree burns all over my face and I am ashamed to show my face anywhere." - Crooked

"Fuck all yall I would've killed them all with one hand" - Hades

hey, I'm an oldfaeg, I was here the before Hades joined.
Last edited by tictacky2; Jun 19, 2016 at 01:28 AM.
Originally Posted by Skizzify View Post
hard at work, the oldfeags of evil were at a mining facility mining for TC.

but then, the covenant arrived, blasting everyone in sight with their super laser guns.
1 million sticky bombs were thrown into the cave. KABOOM

rip oldfeags
the only survivors are Hyde, AgentP, Spartan, Tictacky, and their sidekick Hades.
"it was truly a terrifying moment, but I managed to kill 1000 covenant scum with my bare hands" - Hyde

"I've suffered 3rd degree burns all over my face and I am ashamed to show my face anywhere." - Crooked

"Fuck all yall I would've killed them all with one hand" - Hades

"pfft amateurs i can kill them with 2 hands tied behind my back." - Tictacky

"while this tragedy occurred I was having the time of my life drinking a LOT of alcohol." - Spartan094

years after the event, pookie has returned. this is what he had to say:

"Yeah uh...I tried to escape the covenant on foot but got abducted by one of their ships. They brought me to a planet similar to Earth and I was held captive at their secret prison for years. But then, I saw my chance to escape. I managed to kill all of the prison guards, steal their spaceship, and find my way back to Earth. Now, 7 years later, I'm surprised that evil is still alive and I see new faces as well as some old ones. Oh and uh...I suffered 3rd degree burns all over my face so I can't show up anynore."

Lmao yeah moar like this
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