You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey 22 male here, samw87@hotmail.co.uk add me ! x
You: But what if I'm a guy too?
You: Can I still add you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Doesn't beat mine. I was at a friend's house at the time so couldn't save it, but I basically pretended to be a girl with this 21 year old Hungarian doing hilarious cyber sex. Quotes included 'I play whit your nipplez' and 'I turn down and insert to your clit'.
[19:39] <Birdflu> I'm just sad that I can't give myself one
[19:39] <Birdflu> I'd have a great time