I have a masters degree from Harvard in geophysicional math, biomathematical animatronics and a specialist in calculating where rips in the space-time continuum will appear. I'm also very familiar with the transient beings who manipulate history and matter through the neurokinesian circuits of the people of castrovalva. I'm also a trained sniper with a black ops degree in noscoping and the art of hiding in bushes and waiting. And still you doubt my purely scientific reasoning?