milkyshake: Pathetic. You could at least ask what they are.
I'm sorry to intrude on your clan board, but in my opinion this sort of thing should be stickied in Support. It's great.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."