I'll do it later, but gynx' post looks promising.
Also, I don't got the pass for inq private, I don't know whether it's being used, bit if so, can someone pm the pass?
That's actually quite interesting because I heard that it was what originally prompted the forum devs to add PM. It's kind of beautiful really. After that, PM allowed us all, together as a community, to be forever connected through the undying emotional and spiritual link that is saying rude things about Zwouter behind his back via PM. Other than that I can't really see any reason to ever use PM.