wish granted but you cant upload any textures =D

i wish i was master belt

but then u suck as a master adn everyone laughs at u

i wish for air

you've got it, but it's toxic air, so u die

i wish a tori in my house to do the cleaning

wish granted but you get hampa and he kicks your ass when you talk to him

i wish i had a taco

Granted, but there is a human finger in it.

I wish that nobody could turn my wish into anything bad.

wish granted but a genie comes and changes ur wish into i wish i die

i wish for a balloon

Granted but the balloon is full of lead and it falls and breaks your foot

I wish i owned the Dallas Cowboys

Granted, but they are doomed for an 0-16 record for the rest of franchise history.

I wish I could meet and get trumpet tips from Louis Armstrong

Granted but only one of you may live so you have a fight to the death.

I wish my dog lucky could talk :O

but he cusses u out adn gets realyl smart and becomes dictater of the wrold

i wish for stuff