Optimist thinks the glass is halfway full.
Pessimist thinks the glass is halfway empty.
Realist thinks the glass is on it's half.
Alcoholist thinks the vodka in the glass should be already drank.
Critic thinks the glass is f■cking ugly.
Cynic doesn't even believe there is something in the glass.
Drug abuser think the glass looks a little like a crocodile.
Kleptomaniac thinks the glass might fit in his breast pocket.
Teenager isn't f■cking interested in a g■y glass.
Jeesus thinks the water in the glass shall turn into wine.
Nerd thinks the liquid contained by the glasses objects is the most possibly H²O.
Aboriginal thinks the transparent item is cursed by evil spirits.
Racist think the glass had better get the f■ck out of his country.
Zombie thinks that blarghh grablhar blaarhb.
Crappy translations, if you ask me. Butif you got the ideas, good.
Snipped out some ones from
the original one, they were... a bit insulting.
