i know whats up dawg B)
EDIT: so dan has told me that his friends are being bitches too toward him, heres some advice i've learned about young males
so if your friend ever tells you that you have a small dick, have a realistic style dildo with a strap on ready at all times. make sure it is at least 8 inches.
or you could just have a penis that is 8 inches but its a dream for most of us but if you one of the chosen ones, congratulations
so
once your buddies mouth drops to the floor, ask them to whip out their tic tacs and when they dont just laugh
however at this point they might call you gay
in response, just say "fuck you dude, i've nailed your mom and sister at least 40 times already. plus i've gotten 300 times more heterosexual intercourse than you have, buddy"
and in preparation you have ordered a playboy girl over to your school at exactly 4:00 when this shit is going down
so then your friends are all jealous and really want to beat you up now
but then out comes from the corner STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN to handle these punks
and then while STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN is beating the shit out of your bully friends you commence sexual intercourse with the playboy girl and have sex right in front of their black eyes they have gotten from STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN and then you come and she swallows and everything is peachy
this is also from experience
Last edited by Moonshake; Mar 31, 2014 at 05:35 AM.