Toribash
Taekwondo, Judo, Jujitsu, Escrima.
quit awhile ago, but i was greenbelt.
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lolz orange belt in karate. Then I quit. Then I took it up again and had to start all over. Reached orange belt. Quit. Took judo for like a week. Quit. Took taekwondo for a week. Quit. Took a 2-day seminar for capoeira. Ended. Took a week of Muay Thai. Quit.

As you can see I have no patience. So now I just use the basics from each for a more freestyle kind of approach to fighting.

Also if you know drunken monkey you has major advantage in street fights. Especially if they think you're actually drunk. Good drunken monkey fighters can destroy your testicles while lying on the ground.
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Hmmm. No-one seems to do Kung-Fu.

Ive been doing Kung-Fu for nearly 4 years now and i got to say. It's a brilliant fighting style when taught/learnt properly. Not a very "show-off" kind of martial art and it demands alot of patience and commitment.

Also, Krav-maga is pretty damn brutal in a fight.

And to the guy that said kick a guy in the nuts in a fight. If he were on drugs and things like that, he would not feel a kick to the nuts. A better way to evade sits. like that is to gouge his/her eyes out.... I know it sounds disgusting but if your life is in danger, you just got to do eet.
Originally Posted by OrAclE View Post
lolz orange belt in karate. Then I quit. Then I took it up again and had to start all over. Reached orange belt. Quit. Took judo for like a week. Quit. Took taekwondo for a week. Quit. Took a 2-day seminar for capoeira. Ended. Took a week of Muay Thai. Quit.

As you can see I have no patience. So now I just use the basics from each for a more freestyle kind of approach to fighting.

Also if you know drunken monkey you has major advantage in street fights. Especially if they think you're actually drunk. Good drunken monkey fighters can destroy your testicles while lying on the ground.

I thought you needed basic kung-fu to learn Drunken monkey/fist. :S

Oh well.
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Taekwondo here... greenbelt... first tourney this saturday... wish me luck ^^
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Originally Posted by Moltee View Post
Taekwondo here... greenbelt... first tourney this saturday... wish me luck ^^

If sparring, do lots of combos, do your favourite combo for a while to get your opponent to get used to that combo, then you run another combo. Aim for the head with your kicks, do some kicks in the torso, and well....

Good Luck anyway
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Originally Posted by Tapion View Post
I thought you needed basic kung-fu to learn Drunken monkey/fist.

You most definitely do. You need alot more than basic kung-fu... Kung-fu is a martial art that takes years and years to get good at. I know people that have been training for 40 years at it. Also, drunken monkey is not part of the traditional system of Kung-fu.
My first ever martial art was shidokan, I got to high red belt(pre-black), and am continuing,

My friend once invited me to do shaolin with him, But I got my ass handed to me and quit immediately, I got into taekwondo 5 years ago, made black belt, then quit. Shidokan is pretty fun right now.


I have also been in a tournament and have gotten 4th place, some kung fu guy pwned me, but i did give him 2 black eyes on accident.
Hoss.