(I'm Reviving this game since you guys killed it with your off topic...)

I wish i was tall

wish granted but your midget

i wish i was rich

Wish granted but you bought everything in the world so there is nothing else to do with the money.

I wish i had roasted turkey for dinner

wish granted but i hunted all turkeys


i wish i would go to snowboarding

wish granted but all the snow melted as you went down and you crashed into a big rock

i wish i had some bacon

wish granted but i killed all pigs !

i wish to go lapland

Wish granted. But Santa isn't there. WTF!?!?

I wish to have a pet chimp.

wish granted but i bought you a gorilla :P

i wish somebody else to post in this thread ._.

Wish Granted

But Thats All The Post Did.

I Wish For A Kid That Screams "Sombrero Ranger To The Rescue!!" To Make Me Laugh.

wish granted but u didnt laugh

i wish for another wish